Tuesday, February 16, 2010

By ZeroBear


What can I say? Mumzie said I'd shoot my eye out. All I remember is I had the pig in my sights. He zigged left I zagged right, the bullet zinged off the frigerator door and then all went black.

The one good thing I can say about all of this is she was wrong when she said I'd shoot it out because they tell me it's still in there, somewhere, for the most part.

It was an assident and I doesn't feel like
talking about it today. Da says fixing the frigerator is gonna take some doing.

Anyone got a Tylenol?

A very embarrised PolyBear.


  1. Ah, it will get better soon. Good thing Mumzie wasn't bending over, getting something out of the frisge when you shot your gun.

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  3. oops now I nose what that trashcan button does. Anyhoo, I said that Mumzie for whatever reason refuses to turn her back to me. It may have something to do with that spell of "got'cha" jokes I was doing a year or two back. Mumzie is such a hoot - ya gott'a love her.