Saturday, June 30, 2012

Next week is the 4th of July

What a day!

Old Glory

A belly full of watermelon,

chilled beverages

a shady picnic





And Then

when it gets dark

like dark thirty dark

We go to the park

with a bozillion other folks





You need to make some plans now.

I can't wait.

Friday, June 29, 2012


You know what you can do
outside in the summer?


Well I guess you could,

but I was thinking you could
look up and see shapes in the clouds.

If you go out and look, you can find stuff like


Bunny Rabbits



Aragorn's journey through the
Dead Marshes of Mordor

even a cloud puppy!

Cloud gazing
Fun for the entire family!

Ask ZeroBear

Dear Mr. ZeroBear,

I found this on the Internet. Could it be true?

Dear reader.

Apparantly, yes.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Nothing to say

These guys have nothing to say.


Didn't your Mommy teach you

to never



with your mouth full

Somebody said they were chipmunks

but they are wrong


Peaches and Herb are chipmunks

When will you people get anything right?

There's not much going on here

Kin'da slow here at the moment.

I guess those things just happen.

I thought I would post a few of your
all time favorite photos.

you know

the ones you like so much.



I wish Mumzie would wake up.

I have an empty spot that could use a waffle.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Don't you just love

Parent and Child photos?

I'm sure you know that I never knew
my Mommy and Daddy. Mommy was a beautiful
bathmat and Daddy was a dashing sleeping bag
but sadly I never knew either of them.

This is the earliest photo we have of me and there is
no Mommy or Daddy. All I have now is




They are nice people, especially Mumzie

who makes the world's best waffles
(in just a little while as soon as she wakes up, I hope)

but I wish I had photo memories of my real parents

Like these:




These are the momories you want,
even when your child grows up

into more than you expected.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

What's The Deal With Dogs and Balls?

I guess I understand Dogs.

They are noble beasts

that have been around a long time.

They are friends to man, who know their place

and then someone pulls out a


and things go


They don't seem to want anything else when one is around.

The ball is all they care about.

The Ball, the Ball, The BALL

They must have it.

#1 importance to them 


I think so.

Ball Fanatics?



Monday, June 25, 2012


This climbing wall no big deal

He will go from bottom to top in no time at all.

Let's change our perspective a little by
backing away.

Ouch! Look at the edges if the guy
and wall don't impress you.


Let's look at it in perspective.

Hoo Nellie!

You see, perspective is everything.

Just like this

The guy with me is shaking in his boots.


Don't wear boots.

Don't need them.

I live for this stuff.

You shouldn't miss out on this!

Yesterday, Da took Mumzie and me out
for an adventure truck ride

Yes, that is one of the wild animals we encontered
out there in the rural wilderness.

While we were out there on OldRock Road I had
a EureKa! moment and now you have the chance to
benefit from a once in a Monday opportunity.

For a limited time, ZeoBear PolyBear Enterprises, LLC
is offering you the privilege of ordering a swell

rock (similar to the one shown here), carefully selected for
you by ZeroBear PolyBear himself (or one of his assistants)
during his latest adventure trip down OldRock Road..

Yes, friends, these are not new rocks.

They are not adolescent rocks.

They are genuine Old Rocks!


you can purchase one of these swell rocks for your
very own.

Imagine what your friends will say when they learn that
you got in on the ground floor and were the first in your
neighborhood to own your very own Old Rock.

ZeroBear PolyBear Rocks come with a certificate of
certification and a specially constructed cardboard
box, suitable for storage of your rock.


Does Cost matter to you?

Well, today only, you can purshase your collector series
rock for only $57.00, plus $43.00 shipping and handling!

Act now, there is no knowing how long we will be able to
make this offer before Da finds out and shuts down this
scam opportunity.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Not much going on here today

Kin'da boring.

I thought it was just me and then
I saw the wisdom of Calvin.

Hobbes asks



Calvin is bored and I am bored

How wise you are Calvin!