Guys in Polar Bear Suits
by ZeroBear

Am I the only one on the interwebs hoo is worried about this disturbing photo?


Obviously there are questions that need to be answered:

1. Does he have any real people friends?
2. How did he break the news to his mommie?
3. Hoo does the zipper for him?
4. Tighty Whities?
5. There is no #5
6. We won't go there on this blog.
7. Does he use a dry cleaner or the old Amana at home?
8. Chlorox liquid or Color safe Cheer?
9. Why? Why? Why?
10. Is the rumor true - that he also owns a white duck suit for evening wear?

Inquiring minds and all that stuff....