Tuesday, July 31, 2012
the kid that got eaten
by a shark while waiting for the bus.
Tragic - came right up through the sidewalk
from a sewer that ran to the ocean.
As I understand - one chomp.
Why you guys won't listen to me
I'll never understand.
I have completed
considerable research on this subject.
This guy is ready if he has
I kind'a like this guy's
chances until he runs out of fuel.
Keep a few backup options stashed away.
Because you can't trust
A dang zombie.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Did you guys know that the Mona Lisa
we all have seen was only one of a series
of her that Leonardo did?
Really Mr ZeroBear?
I had no idea.
Well I had no idea either until last night, when
I discovered the lost Mona painting.
It was being auctioned on ebay.
I got out bid, cause Mumzie's PayPal account
seems overdrawn after my
Anyhow, to keep my peeps up on the latest
art happenings I present.
the lesser known
but esthetically pleasing
Mona with FluffyKitty
Yeah I was too.
What would you guys do without me?
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
I have found a new artsey hobby down at the community
center night art classes. I'm really good at it.
Origami which is Japanese for folded paper artsey stuff.
The dragon was done by an up and coming, but not as
good as me paper folder in the class I am taking.
Here is a unicorn done by another student in my class.
I told her it was OK so her feelings wouldn't be hurt.
Another student did this Yoda. Again a good attempt
with lots of work, these guys may make it yet.
Are you ready to see the work of a true master?
This one is called "flatness of paper".
Yeah I know... Hold your applause please cause
there's more coming.
Last week, in a surge of design genius
I did this one.
yes it is 100% genuine folded paper
(accept no substitutes)
Yeah I know, you can barely
contain your excitement with this
avant garde experimental piece...
at times, I shock even myself.
So I was up really late last night
doing some research and I got the munchies cravings,
so I raided the fridge and found
Pad Thai with extra Bird's Eye Chilis that Mumzie
and Da brought home from Thai Krai the other night.
nuked it and scarfed down a great big bite, that evidently
contained six peppers.
this give you any idea of
what a mouthful of Pad Thai containing
six bird's eye chilies tastes like?
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Just like that other one looked a lot like that other her,
I have been told that I look a lot like another her.
I need to know. Is there a chance for us?
With great affection,
Yes you do look a lot like that other her.
However, before making any long term commitment,
I need to know, What is your attitude toward
Surely you understand that a PolyBear
needs to keep his priorities in order.
Also, do you by chance live close to a
Root Beer store?
Waiting patiently for your answer,
Monday, July 23, 2012
That in order to give their animals
time off for vacation
many animal parks these days are resorting
to the use of
Evidently the quality of
animatronic varies wildly
from park to park.
I'd recommend asking if their giraffes
are out on holiday
before buying your admission ticket.
Apparently led by a few highly
mobs of ducks have been disrupting traffic
as they protest their belief that ZeroBear PolyBear
International Blogging Services, LLC has not been
posting enough Duck Posts on the website
ZeroBear PolyBear (TM).
Apparently the belief is that more blog coverage has
been extended to
chickens than to
At last report a group of ducks has occupied
a strategic island in South Carolina. It is not known
how heavily armed they are, but apparently each
of the occupiers
has two wings.
No reason for the occupation has been announced.
We will cover these troubling events
and bring you additional reports as they unfold.