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- I am a PolyBearus americansus of mixed parentage. As I understand, my mommie was a gorgeous BathMat and Daddy was a dashingly handsome Sleeping Bag. Sadly, I never knew either of them. Anyhow, I have lived all of my 42 years as the adopted child of Mumzie and Da. You could do worse, except that they turns the lights off at bedtime and sometimes a PolyBear can get a little scared in the dark.
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Mumzie - World's #1 Best Waffle Maker, Peaches - Chipmunk BFF, Herb - Strong silent Chipmunk, Albert Einstein - Duh, Brobert & Bubba - Righteous dudes, Trailer Hitch and A-Bug, Miz Trin and Happy, Miz D and Mel, - Dudettes Favs, and Uhhh - Uhhhh Oh yeh, My Bailbondsman, AKA, Da
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