!!! I is mortified !!!
You starts with a nice jack-o and
In no time at all, you'll find that they has become
Do not alollow childrens or womens or sissy guys look at the next photo
as a hord of orange fleshed monsters chases him down.
From the looks of this, he will stumble or be tripped up in just a short short and pretty quick after that, he will become a goner, just another enexplained pile of hair and bones out in a pumpkin patch.
I has done my duty as a journalist.
But, I'll continue for a moment longer cause Da hasn't yet brought me my Peanut Butter and Raisin sammich and the glass of chocolate milk I ordered twenty minutes ago.
I really need to hire better help around here.
We're talking smear the p-butter on the bread, sprinkle a handfull of raisins on top, trim offen the crusty edges and pour a glass of chilly-cold chocolate milk, then bring it to the PolyBear.
How hard can that be?
Oh wait, my warning. Let me get back to my warning.
you lets your baby crawl too close to them Jack-o-Toothes.
CHOMP, Nom, NOm, NOM
Kind'a chincey slice size don'cha think?
Also needs some chocolate milk.
Does we have any seconds?