(hunt ... peck ... hunt ... peck .. dang misspelled word ... hunt ... peck ..stoopid finger mistake ... backspace ... corrected ... hunt ...peck ... how did that get typed there ... backspace ... correct) there is many of youse guys out there who are sobbing uncontrollably at your puter screen,
Well Fortune has smiled on me and as a result, you will likely come out listed on the loser's list of chumps and chumpettes who placed their daily enlightenment trust in a stuffed bear (LOL) with a computer.
Here is my good news:
Yes I has my own interwebs e-mail account.
Yes, it's you I am threatening - I nose who you is. I has several 14 year old friends who can trace your e-mails regardless of how well encrypted they is, or how many dummy ISPs you send them through - I'm talking about geek friends who hack and tap into ultra secure places like the FBI, CIA, NSF and Home-Depot-Online every night.