However I must tell you this stuff
because that's the kind of PolyBear I am.
"Family fears the worst for missing man!"
Topeka, Kansas Journal - June, 2010
"Town searches for missing couple"
Natchez, Mississippi Times Ledger - January, 2012
"Space Aliens Steal Waffle Delivery Truck"
National Enquirer, Last Wednesday
and be shocked. Frankly they scare me too
badly to post more than this because
I know what is going on here.
Let me explain everything to you just as it happens