Oh Noze!

How do I do it?

One Tiny PolyBear

Supporting the weight of the world

With no help at all

And when we hit a day like today,

all of my fans panic and ask

"how did it slip up on you?"

I don't know, but it did

You need to always be ready, because

if you are not already ready, you are likely doomed

because once again, the dreaded

Friday the 13th

Snuck in on a Monday this month!

all I can say, is until Tuesday the 14th

comes around

at midnight tonight

It's every PolyBear for himself!

Good luck.

You will need it.

ZeroBear PolyBear is out.

Until further notice.