Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Beach - It's Like a Shark Buffet

What's wrong with you peoples?

You say, "let's go to the beach this weekend!"

How dumb can you get?

That's just like saying, let's go to the shark buffet!

This is what your mind sees ...

This is what is actually there.

Like a bunch of Bankers and Lawyers sizing up the 
Western Sizzler Buffet before the Wednesday
Lion's Club lunch meeting 

Did you know that a shark the size of a Toyoto
can swim up to you in one inch of water

and take off your toes?

You think he can't?

Try telling Cap'tin Jack that!

Aargh Matey!

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