Wednesday, February 8, 2012
The Beach - It's Like a Shark Buffet
What's wrong with you peoples?
You say, "let's go to the beach this weekend!"
How dumb can you get?
That's just like saying, let's go to the shark buffet!
This is what your mind sees ...
This is what is actually there.
Like a bunch of Bankers and Lawyers sizing up the
Western Sizzler Buffet before the Wednesday
Lion's Club lunch meeting
Did you know that a shark the size of a Toyoto
can swim up to you in one inch of water
and take off your toes?
You think he can't?
Try telling Cap'tin Jack that!