Tuesday, April 3, 2012

I May Win The Italian Legion of Merit Award

I have it all figured out.

They have this tourist trap building over there 
that got all crooked. I think it is a town 
called Sausage Pizza.

I have figured out how to

straighten it out for them.

I will be famous in Italy. I bet they will figure out
a special prize for me when I do it.

My fix requires a big box of dynamite and  
some superglue. The superglue I have. Anyone know
where I can pick up about 1600 pounds of dynamite?

Oh I need a pretty long fuse and a box of matches, too.

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