Thursday, January 19, 2012
Life gets complicated at times
It gets so dark
at night and
There's lots of scary things out there.
A guy just can't have too many flashlights,
but they all use Batteries
and the batteries run out of bat (duh)
at the worst times.
Da says I forget to turn them off.
I can't find Mumzie's Paypal account number.
Anybody have a spare Paypal account number
laying around, or a Visa Card I could borrow?
I have an open shopping cart over at
Batteries24/7.com and I need to go to checkout
before a certain Da who will remain nameless
wakes up and finds me borrowing his laptop.
The damage will only be about $456,978.27
because shipping is free this week only.
Uh Oh! He's coming down the hallway.
Gotta get off quick. Just e-mail me the Credit Card
info to firstname.lastname@example.org.