CONGRATULATIONS IF YOU ARE VISITOR #10000!!!!!!!

If the counter shows that you are visitor #10,000,

you are our lucky winner!

You may have won one of the following prizes!

If you are the lucky winner,

please send your name and address

with a certified cashiers check

for $637,972,483.29 (to cover shipping and handling)

to ZeroBear PolyBear Offshore Numbered Bank Accounts, LLP

P.O. Box N Caveman Islands.

(fine print follows)



We reserve the right to substitute pancakes in cases
where your actual prize was already eaten
before your claim was entered and your
check deposited in our offshore account.

I wish I had your incredible luck!