Thursday, January 12, 2012

ZeroBear PolyBear - The Famous Author

Have you read my book?

The one I'm writing about Hot Dogs?


Understandable, because I just started writing it
about ten minutes ago.

From my Interwebs research, I discovered the following:

Hot Dogs (Sausages) are one of the oldest forms
of processed food, having been mentioned in  

Homer's Odyssey

The following comes from Mr. Homer's book:

"As when a man besides a great fire
has filled a sausage with fat and blood
and turns it this way and that and is
very eager to get it quickly roasted. . ."

Mumzie says that the very best authors
write about what they know - or something like that.
Da says that your writing should mirror your passion.


I am very passionate about hot dogs


I know a lot about them
especially with tatertots.

Honestly I am thinking the book will be a
sure thing to win

I figure they will award me one in the field of

Hot Doggery!

More later - I need to go work on my acceptance speech...

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