Wednesday, August 8, 2012

The Art of Hedge Trimming

Topiary Art, that is.

Did you know that if you have a big old bush

Sometimes called a shrub

and a

Sharp pair of hedge clippers

You can make a pretty nice piece of yard art.

Maybe a nice old couple

Or my favorite the North American

Heck, properly done they even look good

after a locust plague comes by for a visit.

Here is my effort at topiary creation

A minimalist masterwork

You know you can buy this very piece, or
at the seller's discretion a very similar topiary work.

Only $48,763,488.29

I know - a real artsey bargain.

But you must act quickly.
I only have 145 of these in stock and they will be
quickly scarfed up by discriminating topiary
and avant garde art collectors.

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