Wednesday, August 8, 2012
The Art of Hedge Trimming
Topiary Art, that is.
Did you know that if you have a big old bush
Sometimes called a shrub
Sharp pair of hedge clippers
You can make a pretty nice piece of yard art.
Maybe a nice old couple
Or my favorite the North American
Heck, properly done they even look good
after a locust plague comes by for a visit.
Here is my effort at topiary creation
A minimalist masterwork
You know you can buy this very piece, or
at the seller's discretion a very similar topiary work.
I know - a real artsey bargain.
But you must act quickly.
I only have 145 of these in stock and they will be
quickly scarfed up by discriminating topiary
and avant garde art collectors.