Thursday, August 9, 2012

Ask ZeroBear

Mr. ZeroBear,

Can a person be too happy?


Mr. Smiles.
Washington, D.C.


Dear Smiley,

Do you have any idea how much like ... uh ...
what's his name? Anyhow, you look a lot like him.

Cute Kid. Hope you told her to wear her seat belt.
Da always straps me in tight.

Anyhow - getting to your question.

Most of the time I am very happy.

I have my friends

I have a special e-mail lady I met on the interwebs
in the Pink Ladies of Vegas Chat Room.

I have several really nice flashlights.

And the Chipmunks.

And I have a Mumzie who makes really good waffles.

However, some folks

seem just a little bit too happy.

So, maybe you can be.

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.

P.S. Are you sure you're not him?
That picture could have fooled me.

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