You know, you could be our 36,000th visitor.
It has to be somebody. Why not you?
If you are that lucky person, boy have we got
a surprise for you!
You could win:
an all expenses charged to your credit card
3 day, 6 night trip to
London!
or maybe
A matched pair of black fire opals.
or maybe your very own
solid gold race car!
or perhaps a carefully selected for you
direct descendant of Fluffykitty for your very own.
"Mommy, KitCat wet in the box."
sorry - anyhow, back to the giveaway.
All you need do is send an e-mail to
stating that you were the one and only lucky winner.
Then mail $43,378,291.14 for shipping and handling
to the post office box address provided to you
by ZeroBear and as soon as your check
clears the bank we will rush your cat,
or a cat of similar construction
to you by overnight UPS.
clears the bank we will rush your cat,
or a cat of similar construction
to you by overnight UPS.
I wish I were as lucky as you.
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