Ask ZeroBear

Oh Mr. ZeroBear,

Can you help me with a question
I have pondered for a long time
with no clear answer?

What is the singular premise of
our existence in the universe?

Signed,

William - A fellow seeker.

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Dear Willie,

You don't mind if I call you Willie, do you?

You know, I gott'a say,

I think you look more like him than he did.

But I bet you already knew that.

Anyhow

Singular?

Sure, I can do that,
as long as we keep it simple
because it's all simple.

I think that to him, we are a lot like

this.

And yet he remains interested in each of us.