Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Ask ZeroBear 08/07/2012

Dearest ZeroBear,

What can I do with all of these clothespins
I have around the house?

Signed - A fan from Chicago


Dear Windy,

You know that clothespins have been
used for years to hang clothes

on the clothesline.

What's a clothesline?

The clothesline is an ancient invention, with the 
first recorded use in 3476 BC over in Messofpatsamia.

Back then it was known as a solar clothes dryer.

Now it's just something

your Granny uses to dry her clothes.

But there are many other uses

like securing

an open Taterchip bag for storage.

(Yes, some people don't eat the entire bag
when they open one - I know, it shocked me, too.)


gathering loose material together, until
they can figure out what to do with it.

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