Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Ever Get All Excited & Then Suffer a Massive Let-Down?
Well, it happened to me this afternoon
Mumzie was standing at the window looking
out into the back yard, and I was daydreaming
about health food.
Suddenly she got excited and said,
"Look at the blackbirds!"
I ran over to the window and boy was I disappointed.
This is what got her all excited.
I thought she meant
Later on, I was complaining to Da and he said
they don't fly them anymore.
Anyone know where you can pick one up war surplus?
I called the local
Army/Nave Store and they don't have any in stock.
Anyone have any contacts
at Davis Mountain Air Force Base
in Tucson, AZ?
I bet with a little help, we could sneak in one night
and fly a Blackbird out.
If we could get over the fence and get it cranked
I'm certain I could fly it out. Once I got it rolling
down the runway, I can't imagine anyone stopping me.
It would look swell parked out in the back yard.
If we could keep the dang black birds off of it.