Sunday, July 15, 2012

Woah Nellie!

If I was racing in the good old Tour de France

I would appreciate all the cheers I could get.

As a famous celebrity

I understand what a charge you get when folks
recognize and acknowledge you when you go by.

I even do autograph appearances, business openings, 
America's Got Talent judge gigs and selected
personal appearances on occasion.

($150,000 for 6 hours plus travel and 25% of the gate. 
See my booking agent to see if we can work you in.)


I'm not all that sure I'd want this guy cheering for me.

Strikes me as the kind of guy you'd
want to not know your name.

Who would have known he liked bike racing?

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