Monday, July 23, 2012

Latest on Fast Breaking News Story

Apparently led by a few highly

Fanatical leaders

mobs of ducks have been disrupting traffic
as they protest their belief that ZeroBear PolyBear
International Blogging Services, LLC has not been
posting enough Duck Posts on the website
ZeroBear PolyBear (TM).

Apparently the belief is that more blog coverage has
been extended to

chickens than to


At last report a group of ducks has occupied

a strategic island in South Carolina. It is not known
how heavily armed they are, but apparently each
of the occupiers

has two wings.

No reason for the occupation has been announced.

We will cover these troubling events
and bring you additional reports as they unfold. 

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