It has been brought to my attention that for the
past 15 years, the mayor of Talkeenta, Alasker
has been some guy named Stubbs the cat
I may run against him in the next election.
My Platform
1- Alasker has lots of Polar Bears.
2 - Most of then would vote for me.
C - I have an Alasker Driver's license.
6 - I need a good paying low stress job.
G - People like PolyBears better than cats.
4 - I'm better looking than that cat.
5 - I like waffles
9 - I'd look good on a souvenir t-shirt
My campaign slogan follows:
A VOTE FOR ZEROBEAR
IS A VOTE FOR ZEROBEAR!
You can't argue with that logic.
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