Monday, July 16, 2012
His Honor, Mayor ZeroBear
It has been brought to my attention that for the
past 15 years, the mayor of Talkeenta, Alasker
has been some guy named Stubbs the cat
I may run against him in the next election.
1- Alasker has lots of Polar Bears.
2 - Most of then would vote for me.
C - I have an Alasker Driver's license.
6 - I need a good paying low stress job.
G - People like PolyBears better than cats.
4 - I'm better looking than that cat.
5 - I like waffles
9 - I'd look good on a souvenir t-shirt
My campaign slogan follows:
A VOTE FOR ZEROBEAR
IS A VOTE FOR ZEROBEAR!
You can't argue with that logic.