I guess you heard about

the kid that got eaten

by a shark while waiting for the bus.

Tragic - came right up through the sidewalk

from a sewer that ran to the ocean.

As I understand - one chomp.

Why you guys won't listen to me

I'll never understand.

Are you Ready?

For the

Zombie Apocalypse?

I have completed

considerable research on this subject.

This guy is ready if he has

enough cartridges.

I kind'a like this guy's

chances until he runs out of fuel.

Me?

I try to stay ready

and

Keep a few backup options stashed away.

Because you can't trust

A dang zombie.

All I can say is

This is about to start

hurting in,

4...3...2...1...



I have a question

Is there any quick way to get a cat dried

off, like before Mumzie wakes up?

How was I supposed to know that silence meant

"I'm asleep and I don't want to play water balloon"?



Culture education time

Did you guys know that the Mona Lisa

we all have seen was only one of a series

of her that Leonardo did?

Really Mr ZeroBear?

I had no idea.

Well I had no idea either until last night, when 

I discovered the lost Mona painting.

It was being auctioned on ebay.

I got out bid, cause Mumzie's PayPal account

seems overdrawn after my

last purchase.

Anyhow, to keep my peeps up on the latest

art happenings I present.

Mona alone-a

and

the lesser known

but esthetically pleasing

Mona with FluffyKitty

Impressed?

Yeah I was too.

What would you guys do without me?



Little and Big

Little

Bird

Little

FluffyKitty

Little

Bunnies

Little

Puppy

Little

Car

Big

Irritation

Origami

I have found a new artsey hobby down at the community

center night art classes. I'm really good at it.

It's called

Origami which is Japanese for folded paper artsey stuff.

The dragon was done by an up and coming, but not as

good as me paper folder in the class I am taking.

Here is a unicorn done by another student in my class.

I told her it was OK so her feelings wouldn't be hurt.

Another student did this Yoda. Again a good attempt

with lots of work, these guys may make it yet.

So,

Are you ready to see the work of a true master?

This one is called "flatness of paper".

Yeah I know... Hold your applause please cause

there's more coming.

Last week, in a surge of design genius

I did this one.

yes it is 100% genuine folded paper

(accept no substitutes)

Lastly

Yeah I know, you can barely

contain your excitement with this

avant garde experimental piece...

at times, I shock even myself.

What's with this Thai food stuff?

So I was up really late last night

doing some research and I got the munchies cravings,

so I raided the fridge and found

some leftover

Pad Thai with extra Bird's Eye Chilis that Mumzie

and Da brought home from Thai Krai the other night.

So I

nuked it and scarfed down a great big bite, that evidently

contained six peppers.

Does

this give you any idea of

what a mouthful of Pad Thai containing

six bird's eye chilies tastes like?

Ask ZeroBear

Dearest ZeroBear,

Just like that other one looked a lot like that other her,

I have been told that I look a lot like another her.

I need to know. Is there a chance for us?

With great affection,

Me

****

Dearest Me,

Yes you do look a lot like that other her.

However, before making any long term commitment,

I need to know, What is your attitude toward



Tatertots?

Surely you understand that a PolyBear

needs to keep his priorities in order.

Also, do you by chance live close to a

Root Beer store?

Waiting patiently for your answer,

ZeroBear

Is he lieing or not?

You decide.

"There was lots of stuff

in here about an hour ago.

I saw it - I swear!"



Help me evaluate a post

Is this unkind?

or funny?

Unkind?

It is?

OK, Sorry, forget that I posted it.

Really.

Just forget...



Kind'a Strange

That in order to give their animals

time off for vacation

many animal parks these days are resorting

to the use of

animatronic lookalikes.

Evidently the quality of

animatronic varies wildly

from park to park.

I'd recommend asking if their giraffes

are out on holiday

before buying your admission ticket.



Latest on Fast Breaking News Story

Apparently led by a few highly

Fanatical leaders



mobs of ducks have been disrupting traffic

as they protest their belief that ZeroBear PolyBear

International Blogging Services, LLC has not been

posting enough Duck Posts on the website

ZeroBear PolyBear (TM).

Apparently the belief is that more blog coverage has

been extended to

chickens than to

ducks

At last report a group of ducks has occupied

a strategic island in South Carolina. It is not known

how heavily armed they are, but apparently each

of the occupiers

has two wings.

No reason for the occupation has been announced.

We will cover these troubling events

and bring you additional reports as they unfold. 

No I didn't

And  I resent

you suggesting that I might have.

Yeah, you might want to drain it and sanitize

after I get out, but I promise I didn't.