Saturday, December 17, 2011
10 Days Until Christmas - Scary Guys
This guy scares a little PolyBear
Number 1 he is bad Ugly
He makes Da in the morning look good.
And Da won a prize for Scary Old Dude
of The Year last year from ASODA
(American Scary Old Dude Association)
I entered him in the contest by paying the $50.00 entry fee
with Mumzie's Pay Pal Account and he won
this lovely thermoformed plastic trophy
that was only $39.95 extra
(shipping not included).
This Grinch guy does the best Da in the morning
impression I has ever seen
Anyhow he isn't scary because of how Da-ugly he is.
He is scary because
he tried to steal Christmas.
made little kids cry
He was aided in his dastardly effort by an evil
The story had a happy ending
And the Grinch got his own reality series role on Seseme Avenue
Word is he is in the running to replace Letterman if he ever retires.