Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Today's Weather Report
- Mumzie is sunny and bright
- Da is partly cloudy with a chance of evening storms
Moving on to local news:
- There is a chance a certain PolyBear may be banned
from Interwebs usage when Da sees what happened
to his razor.
Who-da thought shaving FluffyKitty
would wreck a Norelco?
The 2012 nearly naked kitty races were a big hit with
local sports enthusiasts today who cheered wildly
as ever popular FluffyKitty woke up and coverd
the course from back door to 12 feet up
the Sycamore Tree in a respectable
Race offical ZeroBear PolyBear, esq. assured the spectators
that FluffyKitty would eventually come down for the
gold medal award ceremony.
Closing Commentary by
ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.
"Do you know the difference in a good haircut
and a really bad haircut?
"About a month"