Next week is the 4th of July

What a day!

Old Glory

A belly full of watermelon,

chilled beverages

a shady picnic

and

and

and

Then

And Then

when it gets dark

like dark thirty dark

We go to the park

with a bozillion other folks

for

Spectacular

Booming

Fireworks!

You need to make some plans now.

I can't wait.

Clouds

You know what you can do

outside in the summer?

Melt?

Well I guess you could,

but I was thinking you could

look up and see shapes in the clouds.

If you go out and look, you can find stuff like

birds,

Bunny Rabbits

elephants,

sharks

Aragorn's journey through the

Dead Marshes of Mordor

even a cloud puppy!

Cloud gazing

Fun for the entire family!



Ask ZeroBear

Dear Mr. ZeroBear,

I found this on the Internet. Could it be true?

Dear reader.

Apparantly, yes.



Nothing to say

These guys have nothing to say.

Why?

Didn't your Mommy teach you

to never

never

Talk

with your mouth full



Somebody said they were chipmunks

but they are wrong

because

Peaches and Herb are chipmunks

When will you people get anything right?

There's not much going on here

Kin'da slow here at the moment.

I guess those things just happen.

I thought I would post a few of your

all time favorite photos.

you know

the ones you like so much.

so

enjoy

I wish Mumzie would wake up.

I have an empty spot that could use a waffle.

Don't you just love

Parent and Child photos?

I'm sure you know that I never knew

my Mommy and Daddy. Mommy was a beautiful

bathmat and Daddy was a dashing sleeping bag

but sadly I never knew either of them.

This is the earliest photo we have of me and there is

no Mommy or Daddy. All I have now is

Mumzie

and

Da.

They are nice people, especially Mumzie
 

who makes the world's best waffles

(in just a little while as soon as she wakes up, I hope)

but I wish I had photo memories of my real parents

Like these:

Nice

cute

sigh

These are the momories you want,

even when your child grows up

into more than you expected.

What's The Deal With Dogs and Balls?

I guess I understand Dogs.

They are noble beasts

that have been around a long time.

They are friends to man, who know their place

and then someone pulls out a

ball

and things go

bonkers.

They don't seem to want anything else when one is around.

The ball is all they care about.

The Ball, the Ball, The BALL

They must have it.

#1 importance to them 

Obsessed?

I think so.

Ball Fanatics?

Passionate?

Apparently.



Perspective

This climbing wall no big deal

He will go from bottom to top in no time at all.

Let's change our perspective a little by

backing away.

Ouch! Look at the edges if the guy

and wall don't impress you.

So

Let's look at it in perspective.

Hoo Nellie!

You see, perspective is everything.

Just like this

The guy with me is shaking in his boots.

Me?

Don't wear boots.

Don't need them.



I live for this stuff.

You shouldn't miss out on this!

Yesterday, Da took Mumzie and me out

for an adventure truck ride

Yes, that is one of the wild animals we encontered

out there in the rural wilderness.

While we were out there on OldRock Road I had

a EureKa! moment and now you have the chance to

benefit from a once in a Monday opportunity.

For a limited time, ZeoBear PolyBear Enterprises, LLC

is offering you the privilege of ordering a swell

rock (similar to the one shown here), carefully selected for

you by ZeroBear PolyBear himself (or one of his assistants)

during his latest adventure trip down OldRock Road..

Yes, friends, these are not new rocks.

They are not adolescent rocks.

They are genuine Old Rocks!

AND

you can purchase one of these swell rocks for your

very own.

Imagine what your friends will say when they learn that

you got in on the ground floor and were the first in your

neighborhood to own your very own Old Rock.

ZeroBear PolyBear Rocks come with a certificate of

certification and a specially constructed cardboard

box, suitable for storage of your rock.

Cost?

Does Cost matter to you?

Well, today only, you can purshase your collector series

rock for only $57.00, plus $43.00 shipping and handling!

Act now, there is no knowing how long we will be able to

make this offer before Da finds out and shuts down this

scam opportunity.



Not much going on here today

Kin'da boring.

I thought it was just me and then

I saw the wisdom of Calvin.

Hobbes asks

That's

me...

Calvin is bored and I am bored

How wise you are Calvin!