Thursday, May 10, 2012
Is this a cute pet?
At first glance you might say yes
But then he ...
you do know the lizard is
constantly evaluating you
Then he suddenly sees an opening
of less than full attention on your part,
lunges at your face and latches
onto your eyeball, then quickly chews
down your Optic nerve into your frontal lobe,
where he quickly reduces your
brain matter into a mush resembling
This one almost got FluffyKitty.
Good thing he is lightning quick.
FluffyKitty that is.
NEVER trust a lizard.