Thursday, May 10, 2012

Ask ZeroBear

Mr. ZeroBear:
Is this a cute pet?

At first glance you might say yes

But then he ...

you do know the lizard is
constantly evaluating you
don't you?

Then he suddenly sees an opening
of less than full attention on your part,
lunges at your face and latches
onto your eyeball, then quickly chews  
down your Optic nerve into your frontal lobe,
where he quickly reduces your
brain matter into a mush resembling

potted meat.

Can't happen?

This one almost got FluffyKitty.

Good thing he is lightning quick.

FluffyKitty that is.




NEVER trust a lizard.

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