Thursday, May 3, 2012

Becoming a bear

It's not an easy thing.

A study by noted
naturalist and Polar Bear
expert

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq. BS, MS, PhD, &@#

Growing up as a Polar Bear is difficult at best.

You must survive


Being a baby.


Life as a kid brings on a whole new set of problems.
"Mommie loves me the mostest."
"No she doesn't cause you're adopted."


Adolescence is a challenge as you attempt
to find your place among your peers.
"I dunno. What do you want to do?"
"I dunno. What do you want to do?"
"I dunno. What do you want to do?"
"I dunno. ...."



Then you strike out on your own.


Sometimes it works out OK

and


Sometimes it doesn't.

There are so many things to learn as you grow up.


How to dance


Sharing

The awkwardness of that first kiss


The down side of saying something you shouldn't
have said.


Handling that embarrassing situation.


learning how to swim

and


learning exactly close you can get


to that nature photographer




before


they




become


an



opportunity


to



serve




as a




tasty






lunch option


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