We haven't answered e-mails in a while

Let me answer a few of the more important ones:

1 - no

2 - no

3 - ok next Tuesday

4 - He He He

5 - No

6  - No

7 - Maybe, We'll see

8 - My Mumzie? Yo Momma!

9 - No

10 - sure



Keeping with my policy of answering all e-mails...

WHo are you?

And how did you find out?

You come after me

you better bring more than a slingshot!

Can we do e-mail tonight?

I get so behind on answering my e-mails.

Let me take care of a few while things are not

so busy.

1 - no

2 - yes

3 - yes

 4- no

5 - no

6 - yes

7 - 13 and a half

8 - OK

9 - no

10 - Next Friday at 9:00 pm

So far behind on e-mail responses

And so little time, what with my prosperity plan seminars,

paid endorsement radio spots and flea market appearances.

I know how much my personal responses mean to

many of you, so lets get some of these questions answered.

1 - no

2 - no

3 - no

4 - no

5 - no

6 - yes

7 - yes

8 - yes

9  - yes

10 - sure

Always happy to help you guys

who come to me for answers

to your important concerns.

Morning e-mail call

Let me take a moment to answer a few e-mails

#1 - Yes

#2 - Yes

#3 - Yes

#4 - Honestly I don't know

#5 - No

#6 - Sure

#7 - OK but not before next week

#8 - Ha that was a good one

#9 - No

#10 - No

Happy to get those out of the way

All e-mials cheerfully answered,

because thats the kind of PolyBear I am.

So Much e-mail to Answer

OK guys

I appreciate all the e-mails I get each day

and am happy to answer each

and every one I receive.

So without lingering any longer:

#1 - I don't think so, but I do appreciate the offer

#2 - See #1 above, sorry but I must decline

#3 - Vegas Baby - March 17th 9:30 pm at the Pink Lady.

I'll be the PolyBear sipping a root beer at the end of the Bar

#4 - Nope - not for any amount of money.

#5 - Sure, why not - next Friday night

#6 - I'm already reading a screen play on almost that exact

subject, but thanks for thinking about me.

#7 - Blues Brothers Scene 5 when the Penguin 

is at the top of the stairs 

#8 - Waffles, Funnel Cakes and Pancakes, then Muffins

#9 - Nascar - Bristol, TN - I'll be signing memorabilia

at the spring Richard Petty Driving Experience.

#10 - OK but just this one time. I'll have my people 

call your people next week.

That's all for tonight.

Keep those cards and letters coming!

E-Mail Answers

So many e-mails, so little time

Let me get caught up with my correspondence.

1 - nope

2 - Yep

3 - Nope

4 - Yep

5 - Maybe, I'll think about it

6 - If the money is right, sure

7 - Nope

8 - Nope

9 - Well, the Grand Jury did discuss it
but no indictment was returned

10 - Lastly I received this photo from BB in Pittsburgh

 today (yesterday?)

informing me that this was discovered on the Interwebs

And asking if this was a photo of me.

HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING MY

SHARK POSTS?

THEM SHARKS WOULD LIKE NOTHING

BETTER THAN TO CHOMP ME DOWN!

I IS NOT MUCH MORE THAN A TASTY MORSEL

TO YOUR AVERAGE GREAT WHITE SHARK!

Truth is, you can't even trust 

these things

There is no telling where a Great White

might hide out so he can chomp you

Jeepers

Sheeeeesh

There is no hope for you peoples

Updated answers to e-mail questions

1 - No lots of Bears have them. It may be genetic. I think I was born that way.
2 - At least once a day, sometimes more than that.
C - We try to stay away from that subject for legal reasons.
4 - Yes I really am that old.
5 - Craig Ferguson rules Late night.
6 - Hubba Hubba that's all I will say about that.
7 - No I am fairly apolitical actually the Polar Bear Party.
8 - Yes Polar Bears are big partiers. Probably that midnight sun stuff.
9 - Jimmy BoneBreaker DeSteffanos - For over 12 years. He is relatively inexpensive and never lets you down.
10 Yes, we had a special (today only) that included a product placement ad in the coveted number 9 position for Jimmy (The BoneBreaker) DeSteffanos. His business has been down somewhat due to the recession.

10 Answers to today's e-mails



1 - No really it has always been that way.

2 - No, the man with the gun did not get eaten, although it would have served him right.

3 - No bears were harmed, although a few got the beegeezees scared out of them.

4 - Yes waffles most days, seriously. Because Mumzie is just that kind of Mumzie.

5 - It would cost quite a bit, plus airfare. My thought is that you couldn't afford it.

6 - About 600 years old, I think. You wouldn't believe how crabby he is in the morning.

7 - Six and a half.

8 - I know, Huba Hubba!

9 - THERE IS NO NINE. LIVE WITH IT! Sheeeeesh...

10 - On a Monday this month. No you can't. Must I do everything for you peoples? 

11 - What'ya mean not Chipmunks? I wouldn't tell her if I was you.

10 e-mail answers for today

1. Yes I do have a yellow leg.
2. No it has always been that way.
3. Waffles most days.
4. Whoo'da thunk that.
5. Sure, but it will take more money that that.
6. Next week if all goes according to plan.
7. $55.27 plus tax and shipping - one week after I receive your check.
8. No, you can't have her phone number. She is spoken for. Go find your own pink lady.
9. There is no #9 and never has been, so LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT!
10. I love you too, but sadly, My heart belongs to someone else.

Email?

by ZeroBear

did you kow that you can e-mail me?
zerobear@bellsouth.net

Normally I check my e-mails sometime during my nightly security patrols.