Getting Around

Yes I have had a few problems getting from

point 1 to point B.

It was an unavoidable accident. I was scanning the

paper for Waffle House coupons when that

pole jumped out in front of me.

Shame what it did to Da's car, which I had (uh) borrowed.

Why the heck would anyone put a pole on the sidewalk

anyway?

Then he replaced his car with a zippy yellow one and

I (uh0 borrowed it.

I had no idea what that redline on the Tach was for.

Heck, I didn't even know what a Tach was for!

Da said I should consider a little slower set of wheels.

How many HorsePower?

Looks like one to me.

Anyhow, We're still looking.

I'm leaning in this direction.

Da keeps talking about this set of wheels.

sheeeeesh!



Wheels

I'm thinking about picking up some wheels to go with
the swell driver's license I got on the interwebs a year

or two back.

The website said this baby will allow you to drive anything,

so I plan on getting me some swell wheels.

Maybe I'll let you guys help me decide what to buy.

I kin'da like these wheels. Nice and flashy. The babes

would love this car.

This one looks like it would zip. Mumzie likes to go fast

and I bet I could go fast in this one.

Maybe this one is a little too far out. To me it looks like

it is about three wheels short of enough.

I guess I could go with a used car.

Experts say they are a good value, but

this one just doesn't say ZeroBear, does it?

I didn't think so either.

This one has has potential.

But you know if I was more handy with tools

This guy sells plans to build

this swell do-it-yourself kit car.

What'a think? Keep looking?

It's The First Day Of Spring

You know what that makes all red blooded PolyBears 

think about don't you?

Yep

Cookies!

These are peanut butter with chocolate chips and raisins

Mumzie made them and Her little PolyBear ate them with

a glass of milk.

I guess we were out of chocolate milk...

I think Da drank all of it when I wasn't looking.

You can't trust him.

Oh yeh

It has been nice here and it's pretty outside.

Gott'a go.

Waffles and some more cookies for breakfast today.



Cute?

Sor'ta

Really Cute?

You bet'cha!

The American PolyBear Association urges you to

go out and adopt a PolyBear today. While not all

PolyBears are as nifty as ZeroBear PolyBear, esq., many fine

PolyBears can be found at better stuffed bear stores

everywhere.

Remember

Don't fret, don't swear, go out and adopt a nice

PolyBear!

Too Cute

Too Cute

More Than Cute Enough!



When PolyBears are available.

Who needs a cat?

When were cars invented?

When you look at the style and innovation of

cars today, its hard to think of ancient times and

the first car that mankind invented.

I don't trst car historians and honestly I don't believe

them. There is just no way that Henry Ford did it.

Let's look back and discover the truth.

Do you remember Thor of BC times?

He came close. That wheel was a big step forward

from walking but I don't think he was the guy.

Anyone remember the Flintstones?

Fred had a slick set of wheels

and Barney did ok.

Their good idea has been imitated with success

but I don't know.

Finally Success!

Look at what I found...

Stone age man really did invent the car.

This startling evidence was found in the woods

just down the road.

Take a look and decide for yourself.

I think this one was the first.

!!! The First Stone Age Car !!!

Coming Soon

Who invented the waffle

It Was a Very Green Day

A very good green day.

They dyed the Chicago River green.

New York had a big parade

Camilla made sure Charles' green dress covered his knees.

The Mets

and the Cards wore green to the baseball game.

Green was in style today.

YoBert did it right

And at our house

Mumzie made pizza of green

cookies of green

Green cakes in cups

and green ice cream.

It is nice to be Irish!

Happy St. Patty Day!

And may all your snicky snacks be green.



Happy St Patty Day!

It's St Patty Day today!

and I want to wish all of the Irish folks out there a

very happy St. Patty Day.

Did you know that today, everyone is Irish?

We certainly are celebrating here.

Mumzie made green waffles for breakfast

Yummie.

and we had

Green Chocolate Milk!

Whoo'da thunk that?

Uncle Shawn O'Shamus stopped by and offered to

take me to the St.Patty Day Parade.

I said no thanks.

I'll just watch it on TV.

Top O The Morning to Ya!

Can we do e-mail tonight?

I get so behind on answering my e-mails.

Let me take care of a few while things are not

so busy.

1 - no

2 - yes

3 - yes

 4- no

5 - no

6 - yes

7 - 13 and a half

8 - OK

9 - no

10 - Next Friday at 9:00 pm

More Lizard Critter Stuff

Have you ever thought that you couldn't get enough

of something? Yep, I have too. It is probably why I have
become the world's biggest authority on lots of subjects:
  

Oh yeh, and

Lizards. I know lots about lizards. I'm probably a Lizardologist

or something like that. Anyhow, I know lots about them

 Like this guy. His name is George and he is a

blue and yellow lizard.

This is the evil Dr. Panther. He is a blue and yellow lizard

too. If you remember my post about him,

he was trying to take over the world.

Mash here to read more

Until he was stopped by Spidey.

It's all in that other post.

Some Lizards are creepy

This is Igor. When he gets mad, everyone in the room

knows. You should hear his roar. He actually is a nice guy,

just a little high strung.

Lizards come in all sizes. This guy's name is Fred.

He lives on some island where it's OK to be really small.

Lastly - I have a good example of a big lizard for you.

This guy's name is Godzilla. He tried to eat Japan.

I think he had too much sushi for dinner

and got indigestion.

Lizards - Interesting Critters.

Invite one over for sushi tonight.