I have some friends who want to say

Hi

and

Hi

and

Hi

and

Hi

and

Hello



Bananas

Bananas

I kind'a like them.

Do you?

Well of course you would.

Duh!



Public Service Announcement

Persuent to the successful resolution of a civil action by

ASOMDaC

AKA

The American Society of Militant Ducks and Chickens

we will now periodically present

a public service announcement

as a service to the public.

Pay attention cause here it comes...

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"Everyone needs to be very careful when

smoking while on the potty

especially if you are kind'a gassy.

Thank you for your kind attention.

We now return you to regularly scheduled programming."



Have you ever felt

you were

On the outside looking in?

No?

Are you an on the inside

looking out kind'a guy?



Wait a minute and let me be certain

Yes, It's

That means the weekend is almost here

We have lots planned.

At least I do

I may go for a ride in my new antigravity boat.

or

Maybe do a little hang gliding

Or I

Might do a little big truck riding driving.

or I

Might take my jet out for a spin.

or

maybe

just watch the tube for a while.

Hope Da bought some popcorn for us.

Ask ZeroBear

Dearest ZeroBear,

Yes, I do look a lot

like her. My question is,

I wonder could there be a chance for us?

Signed,

 Ever Hopefull

Dearest Yes You Do Look A Lot Like Her,

Well, it depends.

Can you make a waffle?

Cause I have standards.

Signed, Your friend ZeroBear

Tour de Another Day

As I understand they were racing through

the mountians today in the Tour de France.

Up and Down, Up and Down

What can you say?

However tonight was a different thing

because it was the night of the ever competitive

Tour de Tricycle Race

You wouldn't believe what a big deal it is.

All of the big racers were giving it their all.

Then in something of a surprise, it was won by

One of the young lesser known racers.



A Message to Militant Ducks and Chickens

For some time now, the Blogsite has been

receiving daily threatening e-mails from groups

of militant

ducks

and crazed

chickens.

you need to understand I will not

yield to your demands for more

duck and chicken posts.

In the words of Winston Churchill

Never, Never, Never

Let me allow my good buddy Albert Einstein

to state it more plainly for me.

Comprende?

Now - go bother someone else.

Ever Get All Excited & Then Suffer a Massive Let-Down?

Well, it happened to me this afternoon

Mumzie was standing at the window looking

out into the back yard, and I was daydreaming

about health food.

Suddenly she got excited and said,

"Look at the blackbirds!"

I ran over to the window and boy was I disappointed.

This is what got her all excited.

I thought she meant

these Blackbirds.

Later on, I was complaining to Da and he said

they don't fly them anymore.

Anyone know where you can pick one up war surplus?

I called the local

Army/Nave Store and they don't have any in stock.

Anyone have any contacts

at Davis Mountain Air Force Base

in Tucson, AZ?

I bet with a little help, we could sneak in one night

and fly a Blackbird out.

If we could get over the fence and get it cranked

I'm certain I could fly it out. Once I got it rolling

down the runway, I can't imagine anyone stopping me.

It would look swell parked out in the back yard.

If we could keep the dang black birds off of it.



Let's All Get Eco Friendly

This is our environment

and we need to do all we can to

help preserve it.



Everyone can do some small thing

Maybe not run the AC when the weather allows.

Maybe get a smaller more fuel efficient car

I think everyone should participate.

Everyone, Mr. ZeroBear?

Yes, everybody should be able to do something.

Why,

even the Dark Knight has helped by

downsizing.

Sand Sculpture

So, what are all of the beach bums doing

now that everyone knows that going

out in the water is a sure way to get

eaten by a shark?

As near as I can tell there is a worldwide craze

going these days in competitive

Sand Sculpture

where

People take big piles of sand and carve them

into fanciful forms and objects

Some are funny to look at

and others

adventurous

or

Artful

I think they give prizes for the best work at

many of the shows.

I'm considering going into the
sand sculpting business myself.

Here is some of my work

Quite esoteric, don't you think?

And my more extensive use of the medium

I know - pure genius!

When you got it, it ain't bragging!

I still don't understand

Why we allow our government

To carry on these strange genetic experiments.

Left unchecked, there seems to be nothing

They will not try

I don't know about you

but some of their experiments

Scare the Beegeebees out of me