Lies, Lies, Lies

I guess you guys know that Da

likes Golf

I think it's an OK game and I watched

most of the

2012 US Open with Da yesterday.

At some point while we were watching yesterday

I got an idea.

Tiger could use something to motivate him

and

They have a swell trophy, so I thought I would

go out to California and win the thing today.

Its a beautiful course. Tiger could use some

PolyBear competition to challenge his game and

I would have no problem playing with him at all.

So I called them and offered to come out and play today.

All I would need would be some clubs

and a Caddy.

and maybe a good sponsor.

However,

You wouldn't believe what they said.

It isn't Open at all!

I ask you - What does their logo say?

OPEN

U.S. OPEN

Does that thing say anything about having to

subject oneself to the humiliation of needing to qualify?

And so

I plan on sucking down a root beer or two and they can

worry about ratings with a world famous

PolyBear missing from the field.

and everyone saying

Where's ZeroBear?

 

THE U.S. OPEN?

NOT OPEN?

Sheeeeeessssssh.

So - What are you doing?

Da

and I

are watching Golf.

Da loves the game.

He thinks he is a really good golf player.

 

I'm not so sure.

***

Driving the ball.

Da sees himself like

This

My opinion is 

more realistic than his.

This is his view

of a day on the course.

and

How I see his group.

Putting?

The way Da sees it

and

Reality.

****

Golf, A game even

Geezers like Da can play.

At least until nap time comes.

The Project to Send a PolyBear
to the Spacey Station moves forward.
by ZeroBear

We had some big developments today in the efforts to get a certain AstroBear PolyNaught named ZeroBear up to the Spacey Station where he can dominate lead mankind and PolyBear kind into a new fronteeeeer and all that bla bla bla.

Anyhoo, I hope to have lots of good news to share with you guys in maybe as little as another day, if all goes well and the Fire Marshal decides to not press charges about a golf course grass fire that needs to remain just between you and a certain PolyBear who mistook the actual meaning of

"He's burning up the golf course today".

Wish me luck and send your paypal account number and password to my e-mail account

zerobear@bellsouth.net

You can't send quarters and dollar bills by the interwebs can you? I didn't think that was possible. What a shame. Maybe next year. Well, if you can't send money, Sign up over to the right in that "Followers" section of my Blog. How can I achieve world dominatin with so few followers?

  

I'm thinking of doing a reality show on Cable called

"PolyBear in Space"

Kind'a catchy isn't it? I'm trying to line up sponsors.
I figure the script will write itself.
The Miz Paul's Fish Sticks Folks passed up on the opportunity to get in on the ground floor today. I'm sure they will soon regret that, when I hits the big time. I was willing to wear a NASCAR type driver's suit with a big crunchy breaded fishstick on the back and everything. I just see it as their loss.

Oh - here is a shout-out to R&K. 

I know that you know that I know that you guys know who you are, even if everyone else is sort'a confuzzuled by this time.

Your soon to be publishing his Blog from space friend,

ZeroBear