Happy Father's Day

To Da, and all the other fathers out there.



Attitude?

Who has it?

He does

He does

Da?

I'm thinking no.



Its Monday

And Da

Has gone back to work



Patience

Da says I'm not very patient and

that I should learn to chill out a little.

Maybe it's because I woke him up

last night at 3:00 am.

It was half past waffle time. What else was I to do?

He says that if I got a report card

That I would get a

"NEEDS IMPROVEMENT"

in waiting for breakfast.

Anyhow, he's not talking to me right now. Just sits

in his chair rubbing a big red stick whack mark

across his nose. I can't imagine how it got there,

looks like it may leave a mark. 

He'll get over it and until he does, I'll survive.

Mumzie bought Da a box of Raspberry Zingers

last week and I hid them from him so I have more

than enough chow to get by for a few days.

I don't know why he gets upset with every little

PolyBear that wants waffles at 3:00 am.

Lots of other people have poor waiting skills.

It seems like

No one wants to wait for even a minute.

IMO I am pretty good at waiting. Last night I had been

awake and starving for waffles for at least 10 minutes

before I politely whacked him across the face with a

stick to get his attention.

After a little research, I have decided airline pilots

are a lot worse waiters than me.

Somebody here needs to learn to wait their turn in line!



Da's Midlife Crisis

Da is kind'a upset tonight

It all started with this dang midlife crisis car.

And he bought this show off tag, kinda over the top isn't it.
Don't know why he had to put a vanity tag on a yeller car,
as if people wouldn't notice it already.

Mumzie couldn't keep him out of it.

I can't imagine why he'd throw his keys right in front of me
on the chest of drawers every night.

Temptation?

So, what's a bear to do?
Yep - Take that puppy for a spin.

Hard to see over the dash. Good acceleration.
Let me recreate my experience

Vaaaarrrrrrrrroooooooooommmmmmmm!

eeeekk!

WHAM!

Think there's a chance he might not notice?

I sort'a thought the same way.

Anyone know a good body shop?

MAybe someone who works on School Buses?

They would probably have yeller paint.