Is there a doctor or priest in the house?

I guess I'm in trouble.

Da says I must now use the word "again"

I'm in trouble again.
(satisfied Da?)

 

Anyhow, I was just surfing around in the

pink lady chat room the other night.

 

Looking for some action with my best

Pink Lady Friend, Shiela.

 

!!!! HooYa !!!!

 

And Da says I picked up a virus on his computer.

 

I wasn't trying to pick up anyone.

All I know is now when you turn the dang thing on

 

 

This pops up and the machine locks.

 

Da says that something is Festering on the

motherboard.

 

Anyone know

 

 

an Exorcist?

 

Or maybe

 

 

a virologist.

 

Anyhow. I have snucked into the neighbor's house

to post this.

 

Interesting... does anyone know how to open

 

 

 a safe that probably has lots

of interesting stuff inside?

 

As long as I'm already in here

I have the time to investigate.

 

Apparantly they are in Chicago all weekend.

 

Slipping past the alarm system was easypeasey but

that safe has a certain PolyBear

(who will remain nameless) frustrated.

 

Wait!

 

 

I forgot...

 

 

I picked up just the thing for an uncooperative safe.

I ordered it two weeks ago and have it hidden under a tarp

out in Da's polebarn waiting for a problem just like this.

 

You can't go wrong remembering the 

Boy Scout Motto.

 

You don't know it?

 

Well, take notes Tenderfoot

because there will be a test.

 

It's

 

"Walk softly and use a long fuse."