What Happened?

I was all set yesterday to introduce the 16,000th

visitor to the website scam contest.

It was going to be a really good contest. For the

benefit of visitor number 16,000 we had lined up one of

the following prizes, personally selected for you by

your's truly, namely ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.

You might have won:

1 - An all expenses paid by your credit card flight

on the next scheduled Virgin Airlines flight to Mercury!

Yes, you could be one of the first and possibly the only

person to ever visit this tropical paradise, with a black
body temperature of a balmy 440.1 degrees K and

no rainy days to worry with. The trip was to come

complete with a three day supply of SPF 97,000

sunscreen and four Sonic Tater Tots

left over from a visit Da and I made last week and

found (by Da) yesterday under the front seat of his truck

where I had stashed them because they fell out

of the tray and rolled under there. I think one of the tots

still has some ketchup on it - or something redish brown.

or you could have won

2. This swell boat. It may be a ship. I can't remember.

It's pretty big.

or perhaps you'd have won

3. Your very own Helicopter

And I had agreed to pilot it on our first flight ever.

or wow look at this!

4. Half (at least) of a popsickle

selected for you by one ZeroBear PolyBear after

personally eating some of it to make sure it wasn't poisoned.

The plans were to mail it to you by the US Postal Service

- Go Mail Delivery Guys and Gals!

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I can't believe that visitor number 16,000 slipped

in and out without so much as a "howdy doody".

I see all of this as your fault!

Oh well, better luck with 17,000. My understanding is that we

have some swell prizes lined up for that number.

I'm thinking we may give away the coveted plastic bag of

kitty night soil, donated by FluffyKitty, from his

personal stash in the laundry room.

All typical ZeroBear small print and boiler plate

requirements (Bla Bla,BLa) still apply

(see last month's contest if you are that nosey or intend

to get some snooty lawyer firm involved in my scam

contest).