I have it all figured out.
They have this tourist trap building over there
that got all crooked. I think it is a town
called Sausage Pizza.
I have figured out how to
straighten it out for them.
I will be famous in Italy. I bet they will figure out
a special prize for me when I do it.
My fix requires a big box of dynamite and
some superglue. The superglue I have. Anyone know
where I can pick up about 1600 pounds of dynamite?
Oh I need a pretty long fuse and a box of matches, too.
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