We have a winner

I wanted to share the winner of the 19,000th

visitor to the blog contest with all of you losers.

And rest assured, there is a reason you are a loser.

If you don't know why you are a loser, drop an

e-mail to "Ask Dr. ZeroBear"

and we'll share my analysis of your problems

with the World Wide Interweb.

Anyhow

Our latest winner is Sigfreed Heljerston of

Stavanger, Norway.

Sigfreed  quickly claimed his prize this afternoon

and thanks to the efficiency of the Norwegian banking

system, who quickly transferred the $86,927,432.27 Gilders
to my offshore account and Barnstorming Charley's
worldwide delivery services we were assured quick
delivery of Sigfreed's prize, which was personally
selected for him by one

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.

Here is Sigfreed taking his prize home from the

freight terminal.

Don't you wish you were as lucky as Sigfreed!