The result of an indepth investigation
is the following startling evidence obtained
by ZeroBear PolyBear International
News, LLC.
No wait, that's not it.
Here.
Wait, that's still not him...
Here he is
Yes, a well concealed small group of terrorist turtles
are working to undermine the peace and destroy
our way of life.
No longer will you be safe to go to the place of
your chosing.
with you family.
No longer will you be able to enjoy
life as we know it, if these terrorists are not stopped.
We have so little time to respond
Act today before more of them arm themselves for
anarchy.
The photo didn't post?
Dang computer. I have no idea why Da doesn't get
him a better interwebs conection. How's a PolyBear
supposed to get his work done?
Here it is.
If you see any of these guys, report them immediately.
I'd go ahead and call Homeland Security today and just
have them wait on the phone while you go out back and
have a look see. You can never be too careful.
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