Will you be Visitor # 36,000?

You know, you could be our 36,000th visitor.

It has to be somebody. Why not you?

If you are that lucky person, boy have we got

a surprise for you!

You could win:

an all expenses charged to your credit card

3 day, 6 night trip to

London!

or maybe

A matched pair of black fire opals.

or maybe your very own

solid gold race car!

or perhaps a carefully selected for you

direct descendant of Fluffykitty for your very own.

"Mommy, KitCat wet in the box."

sorry - anyhow, back to the giveaway.

 

All you need do is send an e-mail to

ZeroBearPolyBear@gmail.com

stating that you were the one and only lucky winner.

Then mail $43,378,291.14 for shipping and handling

to the post office box address provided to you

by ZeroBear and as soon as your check
clears the bank we will rush your cat,
or a cat of similar construction
to you by overnight UPS.

I wish I were as lucky as you.

Lets have an award today!

I see we are coming up on the 34,000th

recorded visitor to the Blog Site today!

Yeah, I'm kind'a charged up about it, too.

Anyhow, if you are the lucky 34,000th visitor to the site

we have gathered together some special prizes, one of which

will be specially selected for you, by a certain little PolyBear

who's identity will be held in strict confidence

so that none of you will know It's actually

me who selects the winner's prize.

OK enough pre-award chatter.

If you are visitor number 34,000, as evidenced by

the counter to the right >>>>

Somewhere over there.

Then sign an authorized statement that it's you

on a scrap of paper or whatever, and e-mail it to me,

and the award committee will select your prize

from among one of the following options:

You could win

an exciting near death experience, riding with

ZeroBear Poly Bear in his really fast boat. You will be

guaranteed all of the rear end clinching moments you

can stand,  including the trademarked

ZeroBear Blunder, maneuver.

Or Perhaps, you'll win

a really fast airplane ride with noted pilot

ZeroBear PolyBear at the accelerator, taking you

on a memorable Mach (Classified) fast-as-it-will-go

ride in his war surplus PolyBearBird #1 Jet Plane.

The Flight will include in air refueling, courtesy of

Bubba's Mid air gas service and

The Tuba City Fuel Island

We will probably get a Taco, too.

Your flight will culminate with the trademarked

ZeroBear One Point Landing.

Sure to excite all involved.

Or perhaps you may win

a

Race car ride all your very own, complete with driving

lessons by old Lead Foot himself

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.

I have some interesting driving tactics guaranteed to

make your lesson the most exciting day

of your perhaps tragically shortened life.

or maybe you will win

This incredible stick, carefully selected

for you by internationally noted stick specialist

ZeroBear PolyBear.

You could quite possibly be the proud possessor of

one of these specially selected prizes, after submitting

$27,965,427.39 handling and shipping charges and having

your check clear my bank account.

Legally required small print follows:

We reserve the right to substitute this swell rock

or a rock of similar size and construction for your stick,

should we be out of sticks after your check clears the bank.

I wish I was as lucky as you, # 34,000 visitor.

I must say, You are a very fortunate person, indeed.



30,000th visitor recogition

Some lucky visitor to the blogsite

will score big in the next few hours.

That's right ZeroBearPolyBear Blogsite fans

You could be the 30,000th visitor to the blog

winner!

As such, you will be eligible for

one of the following prizes,

carefully selected for you

by ZeroBear PolyBear himself.

Perhaps you will win this swell 87 foot yacht, complete

with twelve man crew

maybe you'll win an all expenses charged to your

credit card around the world trip for you and

16 of your very best friends on this

hand colored jet, with

Vinnie Barbarino at the controls.

or

Quite possibly you might win this really fast

Ferrari Testosterone Sports car.

Or maybe this really nice stick,

or a stick of similar size and construction carefully

selected for you by ZeroBear PolyBear himself.

So how do you collect your wining prize?

easy

If you are visitor #30,000 take a screen print

of your visitor number or hand copy the number

onto a piece of paper and send a photo of it along with

$645,638,972.28 to cover shippng and handling to

the website e-mail address:

zerobearpolybear@gmail.com

and right away we will get the approval process going 

to have your check deposited in our Caymen Island 

unmarked bank account. As soon as the check

clears we will begin selecting your stick from our

select storage cash of collector grade sticks out in Da's

burn pile or one of the other prizes if ZeroBear decides you

are not a stick kin'da guy.

Man I wish I was as lucky as you!

In the event there are too many winners to appropraitely

award prizes, a rock might be substituted for the stick,

should that be the prize you win.

  

You shouldn't miss out on this!

Yesterday, Da took Mumzie and me out

for an adventure truck ride

Yes, that is one of the wild animals we encontered

out there in the rural wilderness.

While we were out there on OldRock Road I had

a EureKa! moment and now you have the chance to

benefit from a once in a Monday opportunity.

For a limited time, ZeoBear PolyBear Enterprises, LLC

is offering you the privilege of ordering a swell

rock (similar to the one shown here), carefully selected for

you by ZeroBear PolyBear himself (or one of his assistants)

during his latest adventure trip down OldRock Road..

Yes, friends, these are not new rocks.

They are not adolescent rocks.

They are genuine Old Rocks!

AND

you can purchase one of these swell rocks for your

very own.

Imagine what your friends will say when they learn that

you got in on the ground floor and were the first in your

neighborhood to own your very own Old Rock.

ZeroBear PolyBear Rocks come with a certificate of

certification and a specially constructed cardboard

box, suitable for storage of your rock.

Cost?

Does Cost matter to you?

Well, today only, you can purshase your collector series

rock for only $57.00, plus $43.00 shipping and handling!

Act now, there is no knowing how long we will be able to

make this offer before Da finds out and shuts down this

scam opportunity.



Oh - Hi!

George here.

Whaaaaa-Zappning?

I don't know what you do on the weekend, but

Munching on

your beegoonia leaves is my favorite weekend pass-time.

A close second is reading the ZeroBear PolyBear

Blog site.

My third favorite?

Shopping my friendly local Ace Hardware Store!

Yes friends, you too can have your business featured in

a future ZeroBear PolyBear Blog. Only $47,392.38 per

placement opportunity. Contact us today! 



ZeroBear has money problems

It's time to be truthful with you guys this morning

I'm having money problems.

Mumzie evidently changed her

PayPal account number.

I bet Da was using it too much.

Anyhow, the payment is coming due

on my wheels I ordered on

http://www.groovyoldmotorcycles.com/

and they won't ship it until I bring the account up to date.

Sheeeeeeeeeesh, some people.

So, to raise money, I'm going to rent out a blog post.

send me your stuff, by e-mail

(the link is somewhere over there to the right)

and as quick as you can say,

"money making scam"

I'll have a first class blog post up on the website with

your stuff prominently displayed.

What are the charges Mr. ZeroBear?

This week only, we'll get you on the site for only

$14,538.97.

Act quickly. My bike payment is due on Monday and

Wheels Across America bike rally is coming up in July.



I have this incredible new product idea

OK guys listen up.

Do you like Pizza?

Of course you do. Everyone likes Pizza.

Do you like Computers?

Yeah, me too.

OK consider this

Gotta have one, don't you!

I just need a backer and a couple of thousand

used pizza boxes.

Anybody know anyone with a couple

of million dollars to invest?

First thing I need is a company car.

You know what?

I might need a couple or three investors

with a few million dollars to loan a

PolyBear with a swell idea.



For Today Only

There will be no shipping charges on any item

offered on today's scam special offerings.

!!! That's right - free shipping !!!

The only problem we see with this very special

(not likely to ever be repeated)

special offer is that as far as we know at this time,

no offers subject to the addition of shipping charges

will be made today.

Still - all in all - a pretty swell offer for our loyal customers.

Don't you think?

I certainly do!

You're welcome!

Why not

go out and help someone today?

cut their grass

get them a drink of water

give them a ride

share some love

send Zerobear some gold

see current scam

offer at left.

details under

Financial Contributions

heading

I could really use a new sportscar.



I'm starting a business

and you guys can be my first customers!

How lucky can you get?

You ask, what kind of businesss, Mr. ZeroBear?

The name explains it all.

ZeroBear PolyBear's

Cat In A Sack

Catchy, Huh?

The cat in our Logo Photo is George.

You can buy him today for only $55,673,438.27.

This is FluffyKitty In A Sack

He is not for sale. He just wanted to get his photo

on today's blog and I said OK, whatever.

This guy's name is George also. He is not very

colorful, but for a limited time you can buy him for

$55,673,438.26.

This cute young Cat in A Sack is named George.

He can be purchased today for only

$55,673,438.29.

This special Cat In A Sack is named George.

You can take him home for only

$55,673,438.30 but only if you act

really quick.

For you do it yourselfers, we have a do it yourself

Cat In A Sack Kit.

It comes with this swell sack

and this cat who's name is George.

The complete kit can be yours for only

$55,673,438.32.

Can't decide?

How about a big big sack

and a

big Sack sized Cat named George?

only $55,673,438.34

this week only.

We reserve the right to substitute a sack of

similar design and whatever cat we can find

should we be out of your cat and/or sack.

Returns subject to $55,673,438.38

restocking fee.