Because we care!
That's just the kind of PolyBear we are.
and I'm not sure why we are referring to ourselves
in the plural becasue - rest assurred, there is only
one of us. A fact that brings Da great comfort
when the lawyer bills come rolling in.
I had no idea that bomb was loaded - honestly.
Iguess I got off track.
Back to the public service announcement.
When a Poly Bear comes for
a visit it's ok to let him in
Order up some Pizza You might want to get two
so there will be some left over for you.
Turn on a rocking NASCAR race.
Have some fun!
HOWEVER,
WHEN A POLAR BEAR
DROPS BY FOR A VISIT
He probably is looking for more to eat than
Pizza and cookies.
And It is a well known fact that most Polar Bears
don't care for late model stock car races, nearly as much
as eating seals, penguins, peoples.
IMO I wouldn't open the door for a polar bear,
or in the example shown here - the window.
ZeroBear PolyBear, esq - serving humanity 24/7
(or until a more profitable scam comes along)
Does anyone know if those
Fund Raising Pledge-A-Thon things work?
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