Do you know this game?

I recently discovered a wonderful game.

Mash Here

It's called Where's Waldo

Let's try it tonight

Do you see him?

Que Jeopardy music

That's funny

Neither did I.



Guess he never showed up
for the photo shoot...

I May Win The Italian Legion of Merit Award

I have it all figured out.

They have this tourist trap building over there 

that got all crooked. I think it is a town 

called Sausage Pizza.

I have figured out how to

straighten it out for them.

I will be famous in Italy. I bet they will figure out

a special prize for me when I do it.

My fix requires a big box of dynamite and  

some superglue. The superglue I have. Anyone know

where I can pick up about 1600 pounds of dynamite?

Oh I need a pretty long fuse and a box of matches, too.



Handshadows

Way back when

Like about 50 bt (Before Television)

people had to find other stuff to entertain themselves.

Hobbies were  popular.

People farmed.



They exercised

And they made shadow figures by using their hands

to form animal figures with the shadow cast by a lamp

or candle light.

No seriously. They really did.

Here - I'll show you some old antique  

"How to make them" diagrams.

shadow creatures was a quite popular passtime

You should try your hand at making some one night

when all you can find on the tube is 

87 hours of Mr. Ed reruns.

I guess you could go out and get some exercise

Do Dudes Hitchhike Anymore?

Well,



In


this


neighborhood

I bet they don't...

Them's my Cousins!

Hea Guys!

Whaz Zappnin?

Games PolyBears Play - Version three
by ZeroBear

Things are kind'a slow around here tonight so let's play a game. How about playing "stand on your head"? I'll go on and start and give you a few seconds to get ready cause I'm a good sport. Big time atheletes like me are always generous with head start offers.

I figure this is good training for my upcoming trip to the Spacey Station, since they seem to be upside down about as often as they are right side up.

Here's the simple rules. The winner is the one who can stand on their head the longest. Go find a comfortable place and assume the position. Come back when you can do it no longer and verify that I am the winner. Peaches is laughing cause I always win.

Wanna play for a dollar?

Chicken?

Squawk - Squawk? 

Another PolyBear Game!
by ZeroBear

Let's play Try not to think about PolyBears.

Here is how you play:

1 - Get a Stopwatch (http://www.stopwatches.com/)
2 - Click on photo above
3 - Watch it as you play
4 - Click the gobutton on the stopwatch and try as hard as you can to not think about PolyBears.
5 - When a PolyBear (as in ZeroBear) comes across your mind, click teh stop button on your stopwatch.

Da can "NOt Think About PolyBears" for an astounding 0.6 seconds.

He holds the record at our house.

Yea, Da!

Games PolyBears Play
by ZeroBear

Today we will play the game

"See hoo blinks first"

The first one to blink loses.

Get ready....

You can click on me to make me bigger

if you think that will help (which it won't).

Put your Nose close to the 'puter screen.

Stare into Zero's eyes.

Concentrate hard and try not to blink

On three we'll go.

One

Two

Three

You lose!

Give Zero a quarter.

Wanna try again?