You shouldn't miss out on this!

Yesterday, Da took Mumzie and me out

for an adventure truck ride

Yes, that is one of the wild animals we encontered

out there in the rural wilderness.

While we were out there on OldRock Road I had

a EureKa! moment and now you have the chance to

benefit from a once in a Monday opportunity.

For a limited time, ZeoBear PolyBear Enterprises, LLC

is offering you the privilege of ordering a swell

rock (similar to the one shown here), carefully selected for

you by ZeroBear PolyBear himself (or one of his assistants)

during his latest adventure trip down OldRock Road..

Yes, friends, these are not new rocks.

They are not adolescent rocks.

They are genuine Old Rocks!

AND

you can purchase one of these swell rocks for your

very own.

Imagine what your friends will say when they learn that

you got in on the ground floor and were the first in your

neighborhood to own your very own Old Rock.

ZeroBear PolyBear Rocks come with a certificate of

certification and a specially constructed cardboard

box, suitable for storage of your rock.

Cost?

Does Cost matter to you?

Well, today only, you can purshase your collector series

rock for only $57.00, plus $43.00 shipping and handling!

Act now, there is no knowing how long we will be able to

make this offer before Da finds out and shuts down this

scam opportunity.



In Case I Forget

Tonight at 12:00:01 am

Terrible/Horrible things will start to happen.

I'd get to my hiding place early if I were you.

Good Luck.

If you want to put me into your will, it's

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.

One Z. One P. Two Bs.

I May Win The Italian Legion of Merit Award

I have it all figured out.

They have this tourist trap building over there 

that got all crooked. I think it is a town 

called Sausage Pizza.

I have figured out how to

straighten it out for them.

I will be famous in Italy. I bet they will figure out

a special prize for me when I do it.

My fix requires a big box of dynamite and  

some superglue. The superglue I have. Anyone know

where I can pick up about 1600 pounds of dynamite?

Oh I need a pretty long fuse and a box of matches, too.



Do you see it?

There is no way that

Cn∛R∂φ

can be less than

∑_(k=0)^n(n¦k) x^k a^(n-k)

seeeesh!

Some PhDs...Makes you wonder which comic book

they bought their degree from.

Oh - and check out the skinny tie he's wearing
(loser) You'd think MIT could do better.

News Flash - I may go to College!

I know many of you live each day

through the life of one

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq, LLC.

and I must admit my life is special.

ZeroBear the Adventurer

ZeroBear the thrill seeker

ZeroBear the Epicurean

Now I think I will add ZeroBear the University Scholar

to my resume by obtaining 

a University PhD

In Math!

I took a test yesterday and 

It seems I have a naturally high aptitude

for the stuff!



Hoo'da Thunk That?