!!!! OH NOSE !!!!

Has you seen these guys?

I gott'a tell you, I thought there was reasons to be scared of zombies, but no zombie can come close to the outright scaryness of these slimy crawl on you freaks.

They is called Snails!

There is no explaining them, so let me do that for you.

There are tiny Snails that can sneak right up your nose and eat your eyeballs out.

Da found this one UP HIS NOSE!

They is smart, too. This one has learned that we know about them crawling up our noseholes and so he is looking for a finger hole to crawl up into. Devious? I think so!

Next example - They can get incredibly big

These guys (yes there is three of them, indicating they travels in packs) are big enough to slime a Toyota. Now don't get too scared, but the next photo is ...

AWFUL!

Yes, that is an entire fambly, complete with luggage riding to their doom on the back of that humongus (humongoose? humangoose?) snail.

Next scary thing...they is camoflagging themselves to make us lower our guard.

DO NOT be deceived - Yes their babies is cute.

But when they get through sucking out your brains, you will be reduced to nothing more than a pile of

Yes, that's right! A pile of GOO!

Oh wait.

Gimmie me a minute here.

Evidently they is cute and friendly creatures. Maybees even happy, cute and friendly little slime trail makers.

OK

After further research I understands that they is also a tatsy pre-entre appetizer if you can get enough butter and garlic on them. Only thing I see missing here is some crusty bread.

Evidently I has identified a False Alarm ... sorry. Dang communists.

"Oh Mumzie - What's for dinner?

Cornflakes?"

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CORNFLAKE CAN DO IF IT GETS UP YOUR NOSE?"