and you guys can be my first customers!
How lucky can you get?
You ask, what kind of businesss, Mr. ZeroBear?
The name explains it all.
ZeroBear PolyBear's
Cat In A Sack
Catchy, Huh?
The cat in our Logo Photo is George.
You can buy him today for only $55,673,438.27.
This is FluffyKitty In A Sack
He is not for sale. He just wanted to get his photo
on today's blog and I said OK, whatever.
This guy's name is George also. He is not very
colorful, but for a limited time you can buy him for
$55,673,438.26.
This cute young Cat in A Sack is named George.
He can be purchased today for only
$55,673,438.29.
This special Cat In A Sack is named George.
You can take him home for only
$55,673,438.30 but only if you act
really quick.
For you do it yourselfers, we have a do it yourself
Cat In A Sack Kit.
It comes with this swell sack
and this cat who's name is George.
The complete kit can be yours for only
$55,673,438.32.
Can't decide?
How about a big big sack
and a
big Sack sized Cat named George?
only $55,673,438.34
this week only.
We reserve the right to substitute a sack of
similar design and whatever cat we can find
should we be out of your cat and/or sack.
Returns subject to $55,673,438.38
restocking fee.
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