Life in a computerless world

Over the past few days. I have

experienced what Blog Life without a

computer would be like.

 

All 12 (14? 13?)of you who follow the blog

probably have experienced some of it, too.

 

 

Da

 

Has contracted with SlowPoke Computer Repair

to have his machine put back in order. All they will say

is that it is "Very Sick".

 

How was I to know that clicking on

a website named

 

www.GodHelpYouIfYouClickOnThis.com 

 

would cause any problems.

 

Oh well...

 

Did you know they have computers at the

 

 

public library.

 

However

 

They also have a sign that says

 

"PolyBear Use Not Permitted"

 

Evidently they are not only unable to forgive

they are also slow to forget.

 

sheeeeeesh

 

I will always maintain it wasn't my fault.

It was an assident and although the

Grand Jury did discuss the incident, the

records clearly state that no charges were ever filed.



 

Is there a doctor or priest in the house?

I guess I'm in trouble.

Da says I must now use the word "again"

I'm in trouble again.
(satisfied Da?)

 

Anyhow, I was just surfing around in the

pink lady chat room the other night.

 

Looking for some action with my best

Pink Lady Friend, Shiela.

 

!!!! HooYa !!!!

 

And Da says I picked up a virus on his computer.

 

I wasn't trying to pick up anyone.

All I know is now when you turn the dang thing on

 

 

This pops up and the machine locks.

 

Da says that something is Festering on the

motherboard.

 

Anyone know

 

 

an Exorcist?

 

Or maybe

 

 

a virologist.

 

Anyhow. I have snucked into the neighbor's house

to post this.

 

Interesting... does anyone know how to open

 

 

 a safe that probably has lots

of interesting stuff inside?

 

As long as I'm already in here

I have the time to investigate.

 

Apparantly they are in Chicago all weekend.

 

Slipping past the alarm system was easypeasey but

that safe has a certain PolyBear

(who will remain nameless) frustrated.

 

Wait!

 

 

I forgot...

 

 

I picked up just the thing for an uncooperative safe.

I ordered it two weeks ago and have it hidden under a tarp

out in Da's polebarn waiting for a problem just like this.

 

You can't go wrong remembering the 

Boy Scout Motto.

 

You don't know it?

 

Well, take notes Tenderfoot

because there will be a test.

 

It's

 

"Walk softly and use a long fuse." 

 

Hi!

My name is George.

I am a virus that has taken over,

ah ... let me check my records

...

ZeroBear PolyBear, esq.

That's his name as far as I know. Anyhow

he clicked on my photo yesterday and now

I have taken over control of his computer.

So far, I have sent out 834,286,945 e-mails,

each with a nifty Trojan horse imbedded in the code, 

and have so far managed to shut down 3,237 servers.

Just shows, you never know who to trust.

Have a good day sir or madam,

whichever the case may be.



Computer Problems

and Spam ...

How do you get rid of it?

Almost everyone has at least some

and some folks' are overwhelmed with it.

So do you think you have too much?

Just look at how much spam this guy has.



Now that's a spam problem.

He may be years getting the mess cleaned up.

I have this incredible new product idea

OK guys listen up.

Do you like Pizza?

Of course you do. Everyone likes Pizza.

Do you like Computers?

Yeah, me too.

OK consider this

Gotta have one, don't you!

I just need a backer and a couple of thousand

used pizza boxes.

Anybody know anyone with a couple

of million dollars to invest?

First thing I need is a company car.

You know what?

I might need a couple or three investors

with a few million dollars to loan a

PolyBear with a swell idea.



Did you ever want to just escape from it all?

Well,

This guy actually did.

SSsssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its really late at night here

Mumzie and old what's his name are asleep,

so we gotta be quiet or we'll wake up Da and he 

can be sorta growley when you wake him up at night

We've had an incident or two when he got all waked up in the

night that didn't turn out very well.

Anyhow, I'm putting in a little Puter time tonight

Working on the old blog page

Doing a little research

and chatting on the pink lady chat page.

That's Miz Shiela. She lives in Vegas

and is a really sparkley lady.

We chat all the time. For some reason

she thinks I look like this. I think a virus

attacked my photo the night we shared pictures.

Late Night Stuff

An Inquiring Reader from Australia recently asked,

"What is the best time for a hard working PolyBear to get some stuff done?"

I always tries to answer such thought provoking questions so I thought I would take a minute or two to respond to my readers.

Late Night works for me.

Here I is gettin ready to check out the several hundred emails I gets each day.

Dooin research - so hard to keep up with what my bear buddies around the world are up to.

Oh Course, One always needs a break every now and then.

Maybe taking a little Hulu classic movie break

Maybe droppin by http://www.pinkladychat.com/ to chat for a minute with my main squeeze chat room close friend, Miz.Shiela while she's on break from her hostess job in Vegas (HubbaHubba - she's mine guys)

Everybody occassionally needs some Just-Me-Time away from prying eyes and it's so hard for a famous interwebs star to get away for a moment to scratch - them paparatzies spys is everywheres these days. Shoo! Scat!

Yes, there is always work, work, work - Blogs to write, Novels to compose, INterWebSites to hack. I could use some Java - wonder if Da would get up and make a pot?

(Sigh)

I is ever looking for my Mommie

This is all I got. Has anyone seen this Lady? Last year I heard rumors she was somewhere in Oregon, but I was unable to find any information on her whereabouts. I just wish I even had a name.

I knows almost nothing about my Daddy...

sigh,  i needs a moment here.