You shouldn't miss out on this!

Yesterday, Da took Mumzie and me out

for an adventure truck ride

Yes, that is one of the wild animals we encontered

out there in the rural wilderness.

While we were out there on OldRock Road I had

a EureKa! moment and now you have the chance to

benefit from a once in a Monday opportunity.

For a limited time, ZeoBear PolyBear Enterprises, LLC

is offering you the privilege of ordering a swell

rock (similar to the one shown here), carefully selected for

you by ZeroBear PolyBear himself (or one of his assistants)

during his latest adventure trip down OldRock Road..

Yes, friends, these are not new rocks.

They are not adolescent rocks.

They are genuine Old Rocks!

AND

you can purchase one of these swell rocks for your

very own.

Imagine what your friends will say when they learn that

you got in on the ground floor and were the first in your

neighborhood to own your very own Old Rock.

ZeroBear PolyBear Rocks come with a certificate of

certification and a specially constructed cardboard

box, suitable for storage of your rock.

Cost?

Does Cost matter to you?

Well, today only, you can purshase your collector series

rock for only $57.00, plus $43.00 shipping and handling!

Act now, there is no knowing how long we will be able to

make this offer before Da finds out and shuts down this

scam opportunity.