38,000th Viewer Contest

You know what?

 

Yep, I figured you did, so I'm going

to change up the scam

contest a little this time.

 

Everyone is elegible

 

 

for a winner's prize this time.

Just send me

 

$237,892.13 to cover shipping and handling

 

cash only - sorry no checks accepted because

 

 

this guy tried to stiff me last month.

 

Claimed he was former head honcho of the Fed, too.

 

Teach me to trust a quasi governmental politico.

 

I hacked into his facebook account

and fixed his wagon though.

 

You'd be surprised how easy it is to alter a photo

 with any of Adobi Corporation's fine line

of graphic alteration tools

(available at your fine local Barner and Nuble

store conveniently located in your local strip mall.)

 

Anyhow, to everyone who comes across with the cash

our awards committee ChairBear will carefully

select (just for) you one of the following swell prizes:

 

 

Maybe this honey of a speedboat.

 

 

or

 

 

You might win this speedwagon in the color of your choice.

 

or maybe

 

 

This slick piece of carbon fiber flying stuff. 

 

It's certainly my favorite give away prize 

and it might be your favorite, too.

 

 

or for a limited number of winnners

 

 

Possible permanent ownership of this

Unique masterpiece to be relocated from

the Louvre to your diggs by an art thief friend I met

in a chat room the other night.

 

Or perhaps

 

 

One of these custom grown Gourds.

 

or a gourd of similar design and size.

 

Just look at how happy that lucky winner was

as he attempted to select his prize.

 

 

just send your money and we'l get right to work

ordering your gourd or the Jet/Boat/Car/Mona/whatever.

 

Boy!

 

I wish I was a s lucky as you guys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ZeroBear Rents out the Blogsite

Tonight we feature the first of what I hope

are many short term rentals of the blogsite to help me

Pay off the swell set of wheels I have on layaway.

Yes our first Chump Customer to borrow the site

for their own short blog is the

ChongPho Chemical Company of

Chenzan China.

They want you to know that whenever you need

to restock your supply of 1,6 Bichloro 3 Floro Benzene or

2,4 diisocyanate, there is no better place to go than their

state of the art industrial site.

They want to assure you that for the very best

in glow in the dark, slightly radioactive,

metal dissolving compounds

Chongpo Chemical is your best choice.

Moving all purchases past US Customs

is the responsibility of the purchaser.

Don't you hate it

When you have a good idea

and someone steals it!

This was my idea

and Mr. Bernard stole it.

I'm thinking about filing a lawsuit.

How's that for a good idea Mr Bernard!

Do You Know What Polar Bears Love?

All across the frozen northland

Polar Bears large and small

frequently enjoy a break from

the daily routine with a refreshing

beverage, and when they do

Polar Bears always choose Mr. Koke.

It's the soft drink choice of discriminating

bears everywhere.

Mr. Koke

(a trademarked brand of the

KokerCoaler Corporation)

Available at a convenience store,

self service machine or soda fountain

near you.

(this seemingly innocent post earned

ZeroBear PolyBear Web-based Advertizing,

LLC an amazing amount of payola cash.

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bank account. Learn how by purchasing

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