38,000th Viewer Contest

You know what?

 

Yep, I figured you did, so I'm going

to change up the scam

contest a little this time.

 

Everyone is elegible

 

 

for a winner's prize this time.

Just send me

 

$237,892.13 to cover shipping and handling

 

cash only - sorry no checks accepted because

 

 

this guy tried to stiff me last month.

 

Claimed he was former head honcho of the Fed, too.

 

Teach me to trust a quasi governmental politico.

 

I hacked into his facebook account

and fixed his wagon though.

 

You'd be surprised how easy it is to alter a photo

 with any of Adobi Corporation's fine line

of graphic alteration tools

(available at your fine local Barner and Nuble

store conveniently located in your local strip mall.)

 

Anyhow, to everyone who comes across with the cash

our awards committee ChairBear will carefully

select (just for) you one of the following swell prizes:

 

 

Maybe this honey of a speedboat.

 

 

or

 

 

You might win this speedwagon in the color of your choice.

 

or maybe

 

 

This slick piece of carbon fiber flying stuff. 

 

It's certainly my favorite give away prize 

and it might be your favorite, too.

 

 

or for a limited number of winnners

 

 

Possible permanent ownership of this

Unique masterpiece to be relocated from

the Louvre to your diggs by an art thief friend I met

in a chat room the other night.

 

Or perhaps

 

 

One of these custom grown Gourds.

 

or a gourd of similar design and size.

 

Just look at how happy that lucky winner was

as he attempted to select his prize.

 

 

just send your money and we'l get right to work

ordering your gourd or the Jet/Boat/Car/Mona/whatever.

 

Boy!

 

I wish I was a s lucky as you guys.