Isn't He Sweet!

Have you ever seen a cuter little firebreather?

I found him and Da caught him in the back yard,

lounging in the sun on the compost pile

behind the pole barn yesterday.

Of course he

Grows up into this

and then tries to eat Japan.

So I guess there's a possible downside

 to keeping him as a pet.

I told Da he'd make a good charcoal lighter for

the BBQ pit during his juvenile years.

Anybody know what he eats?

I'm thinking a hotsauce based diet.

I have him hid in the sock drawer right now.

Mumzie wouldn't be all that pleased if she found

him inside the house - her no-fire rules and all.

I know he's still in there because occassionally a little

whiff of smoke comes out the crack I left in the drawer

so that he won't smother.

Anybody got a good name for a fire breathing dragon?

More Lizard Critter Stuff

Have you ever thought that you couldn't get enough

of something? Yep, I have too. It is probably why I have
become the world's biggest authority on lots of subjects:
  

Oh yeh, and

Lizards. I know lots about lizards. I'm probably a Lizardologist

or something like that. Anyhow, I know lots about them

 Like this guy. His name is George and he is a

blue and yellow lizard.

This is the evil Dr. Panther. He is a blue and yellow lizard

too. If you remember my post about him,

he was trying to take over the world.

Mash here to read more

Until he was stopped by Spidey.

It's all in that other post.

Some Lizards are creepy

This is Igor. When he gets mad, everyone in the room

knows. You should hear his roar. He actually is a nice guy,

just a little high strung.

Lizards come in all sizes. This guy's name is Fred.

He lives on some island where it's OK to be really small.

Lastly - I have a good example of a big lizard for you.

This guy's name is Godzilla. He tried to eat Japan.

I think he had too much sushi for dinner

and got indigestion.

Lizards - Interesting Critters.

Invite one over for sushi tonight.

Lizard Critters

Now that spring is here, the lizards are back



They just showed up the other day.

I guess they were over-wintering at their condo down

in Florida because they weren't here and then they were.

Da says that most of them aren't a problem

Unless they get in the house and dry out. Then

Da and I have to pick them up and throw them out

with the trash.

For the most part they aren't all that scary

and I can handle them without any problems.

Of course there is always that exception that you'd

rather not walk up on when he's lounging in a patch of sun

out in the back yard outside of the pole barn.

New Spiderman Plot Revealed Here!

I have been given access to exclusive pictoral content
on the new SpiderMan 4 Movie that I'll happily share
with all of my faithful readers and the seven or eight others
who somehow stumble in here from time to time and say,

"What the heck?"

The working title of the fim is

Spidey and the Chameleon

Spidey will be up against his greatest foe ever

The dreaded genetically altered villian 

Panther Chameleon, who seems determined to

dominate the rain forests of the world.

Spidey remains as conflicted as ever but eventually triumphs

over yet another cosmetically altered foe

set on world domination.

Yes Panther, we're talking about you!

As usual there is a lot of stuntman action to keep us

on the edge of our seats as Spidey does things only

a spider could do.

I understand Spidey does all of it himself.

and he carries the work off very well.

Quite believable action sequences.

The climax contains Spidey in a wonderful

Shakespearean sililoquy in the great

"To Be or Not To Be" tradition.

Done in a very dramatic mountain top setting

that doesn't look contrived or anything!

3D? You betcha.

I'm Thinking Oscar!